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the embarrassing stuff from olden times that shows you're a total disaster, like bad selfies, farmville addiction, and weird status updates that make you look like a babbling idiot.
my 2012 self trying to pose like a model while eating a taco
a status update that says 'i am sad because my pet goldfish died'
a picture of me wearing a shirt that says 'i love dinosaurs' and it's from 2009
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the proof that you used to be a total mess, like cringe selfies, farmville obsession, and status updates that sound like a toddler wrote them.
a photo of me in a hat that says 'i am cool' and it's from 2011
a status update that says 'i have 1000 friends and i am happy'
a video of me trying to play piano and it's absolutely terrible
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the evidence that you were once a complete failure, like bad selfies, farmville addiction, and status updates that make you look like a confused toddler.
a photo of me wearing sunglasses at 10 a. m. and it's from 2013
a status update that says 'i am tired because i played 5 hours of farmville'
a picture of me with a mustache that looks like it was drawn by a 5-year-old
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the cringe-filled history of your past, like terrible selfies, farmville addiction, and status updates that sound like you're 12 and on a sugar rush.
a picture of me wearing a shirt that says 'i love basketball' and it's from 2010
a status update that says 'i am happy because i got 100 likes'
a video of me trying to sing and it's absolutely terrible
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the embarrassing stuff from your past that shows you were a total disaster, like bad selfies, farmville addiction, and status updates that make you look like you're 10 and on a sugar rush.
a photo of me in a hat that says 'i am the best' and it's from 2012
a status update that says 'i am sad because i have no friends'
a video of me trying to dance and it's absolutely cringe
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