Facebook sitting

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When you’re so obsessed with Facebook you might as well be married to it. It’s like you’re sitting there with your face glued to your phone, ignoring everything else in life.
I spent 3 hours on Facebook instead of doing my homework. My mom called it 'face sitting.'
My friend got a blowjob and immediately checked her Facebook. Classic face sitting.
He was face sitting so hard, he didn’t even notice his pants were on fire.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When a girl gets a blowjob and then checks Facebook because she has nothing better to do. Or when you spend so much time on Facebook, you might as well be dead.
She got a blowjob and then checked Facebook. I asked why. She said, 'face sitting.'
I was face sitting for 6 hours straight. My brain turned to mush.
He was face sitting so long, his phone became his new best friend.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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