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When someone is too lazy to update their Facebook status but talks your ear off about their cat's pickle problems in the middle of the night.

I just gave my cat a pickle, he didn't like it.

My cat is sad because I took away his pickle.

I just fed my cat a pickle and it cried.

People who act like they're living their best life online but are probably hiding under a blanket in real life.

I just gave my cat a pickle, he didn't like it.

I just ate a whole pizza by myself.

I just watched 12 episodes of a show no one has heard of.

The kind of person who thinks they're funny but just sounds like they're texting their mom in the middle of a math test.

I just gave my cat a pickle, he didn't like it.

I just failed math.

I just got yelled at by my teacher.

They're like the human version of a spam ad, always posting, always commenting, never shutting up, and they never shut up.

I just gave my cat a pickle, he didn't like it.

I just posted 100 photos of my cat.

I just commented on every post of my friend's ex.

They are the reason you have 100 notifications at 2 in the morning and still don't know why.

I just gave my cat a pickle, he didn't like it.

I just tagged 20 of my friends in a photo.

I just posted a 30-second video of my cat eating a pickle.