Facebook Silence

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When you log on to Facebook just to act like you're not there. You read every post, comment, and photo, but you pretend you're a ghost. No replies. No likes. Just you, your wall, and your middle finger to everyone else.
You see your ex's new post about their new bf but say nothing. You're just there to watch them suffer.
You read your mom's message about your uncle's funeral but don't reply. You're dead to them now.
You see your crush's status update and just sit there, thinking about how you could've been friends with them if you weren't so lazy.
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When you accept a friend request just to make it look like you're not going to ignore them forever. You're like, 'Okay, I'm friends with them now. I can leave them in the dark.'
You accept a friend request from your old nemesis just to make them think you're not ignoring them on purpose.
You add your teacher on Facebook just to look like you're not avoiding them. You're not. You're just being a student.
You accept a friend request from your ex just to make them think you're still interested. You're not. You're just confused.
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