facebook sick

1 views · Added 4d ago · 2 definitions

A guy who spends hours making his profile picture look like a movie star, posts dumb comments that sound smart, has a thousand friends who don't even know him, and in real life is a sad, sweaty, pizza-eating mess.

My profile pic is 100% photoshopped and I took 2 hours to make it look like I'm in a movie.

I post comments like 'This is the best day ever' when I'm just hungover.

I have 1,200 friends, but only 2 of them know who I am.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you fake being sick just to skip work, but you're too lazy to actually be sick, so you pretend to be 'Facebook sick' the night before so your friends think you're cool and not just a lazy butt.

I told my boss I had the flu, but I was just eating chips and watching TV.

I posted 'Feeling sick' on Facebook at 10 p. m. because I didn't want to be seen as a loser.

I was MIA from Facebook all day because I was too busy being a lazy, fake sick person.

by Slangipedia 4d ago