facebook sibling

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A brother or sister who only posts about their cool life and ignores you like you’re not even there. They’d rather talk to your cat than tell you about their day.

Check out my new car!! #richlife #notyou

Just got a promotion. You? Still stuck in the same job.

Going to Hawaii next week. You’re still living in a box.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A sibling who only shows off their life on Facebook and never asks you how you’re doing. They’d rather brag than be kind.

Look at me! I’m famous! #notyou

Just got a new pet. You’re still stuck with the old one.

I’m getting married! You? Still single and sad.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A brother or sister who thinks you’re a nobody and only shares their perfect life with you. They’d rather laugh at you than talk to you.

My life is perfect. Yours? Still messy.

Just bought a house. You’re still living in a hole.

I’m going to dinner. You’re still eating cereal for dinner.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A sibling who only talks about their cool stuff on Facebook and never mentions you. They’d rather be popular than be real.

I’m getting a tattoo! You? Still boring.

My life is amazing. Yours? Still terrible.

Going to the concert. You? Still stuck at home.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A brother or sister who only shows their perfect life on Facebook and thinks you’re a burden. They’d rather post about their day than talk to you.

My day was perfect. Yours? Still a disaster.

Got a raise! You? Still broke.

I’m going to the mall. You? Still stuck at work.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A sibling who thinks you’re not worth their time and only shares their cool stuff on Facebook. They’d rather be admired than be kind.

Look at me! I’m cool. You? Still not cool.

My life is awesome. Yours? Still sad.

Just got a new phone. You? Still using the old one.

by Slangipedia 4d ago