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That guy you went to school with who now thinks they're some kind of genius because they post 14 selfies a day and call it art. They complain about everything but can't even change their own sock.
DM: 'I'm so tired of life. It's like I'm being tortured by a squirrel.'
Post: 'My morning coffee is the only thing keeping me alive.'
Status: 'I'm a philosopher. You're just a monkey.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A human who thinks they're important because they have 3 friends on Facebook and they post about how bad their day was, even though it was just bad because they forgot their lunch.
Post: 'My day was ruined because I forgot my lunch. Life is meaningless.'
DM: 'You don't know me. I'm a king.'
Status: 'I'm important. You're just a peasant.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A person who thinks they're the smartest person in the world just because they use big words and post about how bad their life is, even though they still live with their mom.
Post: 'My life is a tragedy. I live with my mom.'
Status: 'I'm the smartest. You're just a dumbass.'
DM: 'You don't know me. I'm the smartest.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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That annoying person who you used to know and now they're just a Facebook ghost who posts about their problems like they're the only one who matters and still can't spell 'problem' correctly.
Post: 'My life is a problem. I can't even spell problem.'
Status: 'I'm the only one who matters. You're just a ghost.'
DM: 'You don't know me. I'm a ghost.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A person who thinks they're a legend because they have 2 friends on Facebook and they post about how terrible everything is, even though they still wear the same shirt every day.
Post: 'My life is terrible. I wear the same shirt every day.'
Status: 'I'm a legend. You're just a nobody.'
DM: 'You don't know me. I'm a legend.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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That person who you used to know and now they're just a Facebook mess who posts about their problems like they're the only one who matters and still can't remember how to use the toilet properly.
Post: 'My life is a mess. I can't even use the toilet.'
Status: 'I'm the only one who matters. You're just a mess.'
DM: 'You don't know me. I'm a mess.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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