facebook shatting

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Sitting on the toilet with your phone in one hand and a shit in the other while typing nonsense on Facebook.

'Hey, did you eat lunch?' while I'm halfway through my third poop.

'I'm fine, just sitting here like a king on the throne of my guts.'

'You know what's sad? My life is sadder than my toilet paper roll.'

Doing Facebook on your phone while your brain is busy pooping and your butt is busy screaming.

'I'm just here to say I'm alive, but I'm also dying from this poop.'

'This is not a normal Facebook chat. This is a war between my brain and my colon.'

'I'm not ignoring you. I'm just being ignored by my own body.'

Facebook chatting like it's the most important thing in life while your poop is the only thing that matters.

'I'm trying to have a deep conversation with my best friend while my poop is doing a solo dance in my pants.'

'My Facebook chat is on fire, and my poop is just watching it happen.'

'I can't focus on anything else because my poop is louder than my phone.'