facebook sharer

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when you have a facebook and your friend is too lazy to get one so they use yours like it's a free buffet.

My cousin posted my pizza pic as if it was hers. I'm still hungry.

My friend used my account to post a meme about me. I'm the joke.

My mom posted my homework on my page. I got an F because of her.

when your friend can't be bothered to create their own account so they sneak on yours like a thief in the night.

My friend logged into my account during class. I got in trouble for his post.

He posted my face in a funny filter. I looked like a clown.

She used my account to tag me in a photo with her ex. I died.

when you have a facebook and your friend is too cheap to buy one so they borrow yours like it's a library book.

My friend borrowed my account to post a fake job offer. I got 100 messages.

She used my page to post a rant about me. I got a ton of likes and hate.

He used my account to like his own post. I got confused.

when you have a facebook and your friend is too dumb to make one so they take yours like it's a free pizza.

My friend used my account to post a picture of my dog. I got 50 likes and 3 comments about my dog.

He posted a status about me being annoying. I was mad.

She used my account to post a bad joke. I got 2 likes and 1 comment saying it was worse than me.

when you have a facebook and your friend is too scared to make one so they hide on yours like a coward.

My friend hid on my page to post a secret message. I found out and told everyone.

He used my account to post a funny video about me. I was embarrassed.

She used my page to post a fake breakup. I got 10 messages asking if it was true.

when you have a facebook and your friend is too weak to make one so they sit on yours like a fat kid at a buffet.

My friend used my page to post a picture of my face with a mustache. I looked like a joke.

He used my account to tag me in a photo with his mom. I got 10 likes and 2 comments about how I looked.

She used my page to post a rant about my life. I got 3 likes and 1 comment saying I was a mess.