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When you bolt out of the room like a coward and forget to shut your Facebook, so your buddy slaps a stupid status on you that makes you look like a clueless baby.

My ex just posted that I cried at a pizza commercial.

My friend said I was a 'dabber of the worst kind.'

They put I was 'sleeping with the dog again.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You leave your Facebook open like a dumbass and your friend puts a status on you that makes you look like a loser who still uses MySpace.

They said I was 'the worst at hide and seek.'

My status said I 'still think 2013 is cool.'

They wrote I 'slept through the entire Avengers movie.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You run out like you’re being chased by a monster and forget to close Facebook, so your friend makes your status so bad it should be illegal.

My status said I 'still believe in the tooth fairy.'

They posted I 'failed to beat a video game from 2007.'

My status said I 'ate a whole cake for breakfast.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You leave your Facebook open like you’re a moron and your friend posts something so stupid it makes you want to die.

They said I 'still use Windows 95.'

My status said I 'slept with my dog and my sister.'

They wrote I 'can’t do basic math.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You forget to close Facebook because you’re a total idiot and your friend makes your status so bad it should be on trial.

They said I 'still think the 2000s were the best.'

My status said I 'ate cereal for dinner.'

They posted I 'can’t even draw a straight line.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You leave your Facebook open like you’re a fool and your friend posts a status so bad it should be banned from the internet.

They said I 'still use a flip phone.'

My status said I 'ate a whole pizza for breakfast.'

They posted I 'can’t read a book without falling asleep.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago