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when someone’s brain short-circuits because of silly stuff posted on Facebook.

My ex posted a picture of her new dog. I cried. I’m not even a dog person.

My cousin liked a post about tacos. I sent him a message saying he’s dead to me.

My mom commented on a video of a cat falling off a couch. I called her a fool.

when you get so mad at tiny things on Facebook that you start screaming at your phone.

My neighbor posted a selfie with a mustache. I sent her a message saying she looks like a clown.

My brother liked a post about breakfast cereal. I yelled at him for 10 minutes.

My friend tagged me in a photo of a pizza. I said I hate pizza and everyone.

when you take Facebook stuff so personally that you think the whole world is against you.

My friend’s ex posted a compliment. I told her I was jealous and I hate her.

My dad liked a post about football. I said he’s not a real dad.

My sister posted a picture of her cat. I said my cat is better and I’m right.

when you get so annoyed by Facebook that you start throwing things at your screen.

My coworker posted a picture of her lunch. I threw my coffee at the wall.

My friend commented on a video of a dancing chicken. I yelled at the chicken.

My mom posted a status about her day. I threw a pillow at her.

when Facebook stuff makes you feel like the whole world is making fun of you.

My ex posted a message saying he’s happy. I texted him and said I’m jealous and I hate him.

My cousin liked a post about a burger. I said he’s not a real person.

My friend posted a video of her singing. I said she sounds like a goat.