Facebook seizure

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When someone can't stop logging into Facebook and out again like they're trying to piss off the internet

I just logged out of Facebook for the 10th time today. I’m not even mad, I’m just tired.

Why do I keep logging in if I’m just going to log out again? It’s like I’m fighting myself.

This Facebook seizure is worse than my ex’s drama.

A person can't stop switching between logged in and logged out on Facebook like it's a wrestling match

I logged in just to log out again. What was the point?

I'm logged in, I'm logged out, I'm logged in again. I'm going crazy.

Facebook is my new ex. We’re both toxic.

When someone keeps signing on and off of Facebook like it's a stupid game and they're trying to win

I'm playing the Facebook game again. Who's going to log out first?

Why do I log out just to log back in? It's not even fun.

I'm not logging out. I'm just giving Facebook the middle finger.

A person can't stop logging in and out of Facebook like it's a personal attack

Logging in and out is my way of telling Facebook I don't like it.

I'm doing this just to annoy the app.

Facebook is giving me the silent treatment, and I'm fighting back.

When someone keeps signing in and out of Facebook like it's the worst relationship ever

I'm breaking up with Facebook again. It's just too much.

Why do I log in if I'm just going to log out again? It's like dating.

Facebook is my worst enemy. I'm logging out for good.