Facebook Secretary

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When your significant other is on your Facebook and answers your requests like they're your boss and you're the office clown.

'Why didn't you accept my friend request? I was busy being your Facebook Secretary.'

'You're not even my Facebook Secretary anymore. You're just my Facebook Sidekick.'

'I got 100 notifications and you got 1. You're not even trying.'

Your significant other is on your Facebook and treats your requests like they're a to-do list and you're the last item.

'You're just the last item on my to-do list. I'm done with you.'

'I accepted your request. You didn't even ask me.'

'You're not even on my Facebook. You're just on my Facebook Secretary's Facebook.'

When your significant other is on your Facebook and answers your requests like you're a kid who needs a snack and they're the snack machine.

'You're not even a snack. You're just a snack request.'

'I gave you a snack. You didn't even thank me.'

'You're not on my Facebook. You're just on my snack machine.'

When your significant other is on your Facebook and answers your requests like you're a pet and they're the person who feeds you.

'You're not even a pet. You're just a pet request.'

'I fed you. You didn't even wag your tail.'

'You're not on my Facebook. You're just on my pet feeder.'

When your significant other is on your Facebook and answers your requests like you're a student and they're the teacher who grades you.

'You're not even a student. You're just a student request.'

'I graded you. You didn't even do your homework.'

'You're not on my Facebook. You're just on my teacher's Facebook.'

When your significant other is on your Facebook and answers your requests like you're a prisoner and they're the guard who lets you out.

'You're not even a prisoner. You're just a prisoner request.'

'I let you out. You didn't even thank me.'

'You're not on my Facebook. You're just on my guard's Facebook.'