Facebook Season

Facebook Season is when your brain short-circuits because you have to choose between accepting friend requests from people who you barely know and ignoring the ones from people who you know are going to spam you with stupid memes. It's like being in a locker room and everyone's trying to prove who's the toughest.

Facebook Season is when you're so desperate for friends that you'll accept a request from someone who just DM'd you to ask for your notes, even though you know they'll never return the favor. It's like dating someone who only texts you when they need something.

Facebook Season is when you're basically fighting a war on social media, trying to survive the chaos of new people, old people, and that one kid who thinks they're your future boyfriend. It's like being stuck in a group project with everyone you've ever hated.

Facebook Season is when you're so busy trying to survive the friend request tsunami that you forget to breathe, and you're also trying to remember who you're supposed to be friends with and who's just going to steal your lunch money. It's like being in a middle school hallway during lunch.

Facebook Season is when you're basically in a battle for your soul, trying to decide who to friend and who to block, while also dealing with the fact that your ex just messaged you and you have no idea what to say. It's like being in a reality show and you're the last one standing.