facebook schedule

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A person who posts their entire day like it's a to-do list and expects everyone to care

8:00 AM: Wake up. 9:00 AM: Eat. 10:00 AM: Be productive. 11:00 AM: Die.

Today's plan: survive. Also, I'm tired. Also, also, my cat is judging me.

7:00 AM: Rise and shine. 8:00 AM: Breathe. 9:00 AM: Exist. 10:00 AM: Question my life choices.

Somebody who turns their Facebook into a diary and a calendar all at once, and nobody wants to read it

Monday: Work. Tuesday: Work. Wednesday: Work. Thursday: Work. Friday: Work. Saturday: Work. Sunday: Work. Also, I hate everyone.

9:00 AM: Eat. 10:00 AM: Cry. 11:00 AM: Eat again. 12:00 PM: Cry more.

Today: Go to work. Also, I went to work. Also, I am going to work. Also, I hate going to work.

A human who schedules their whole life and then complains about it on Facebook like nobody's business

8:00 AM: Wake up. 9:00 AM: Be tired. 10:00 AM: Be sad. 11:00 AM: Eat. Also, life is hard.

Today's schedule: survive. Also, I'm tired. Also, my life is a mess. Also, I'm sad.

Today's plan: don't die. Also, I failed. Also, I'm going to cry.

A person who turns Facebook into their personal planner and then blames everyone else for their problems

8:00 AM: Wake up. 9:00 AM: Be sad. 10:00 AM: Eat. 11:00 AM: Be even sadder. Also, it's all your fault.

Today's schedule: survive. Also, my life is a mess. Also, you're the reason I'm sad. Also, I hate you.

Today's plan: don't die. Also, I'm dying. Also, I'm blaming you for it.

A person who writes out their whole day like it's a prophecy and everyone else has to follow it

8:00 AM: Wake up. 9:00 AM: Eat. 10:00 AM: Be productive. 11:00 AM: Be a prophet. Also, everyone else should follow me.

Today's schedule: be a prophet. Also, I know the future. Also, you should listen to me.

Today's plan: don't die. Also, I see the future. Also, you're going to fail.

A human who posts their whole schedule like it's a battle plan and everyone has to fight with them

8:00 AM: Wake up. 9:00 AM: Eat. 10:00 AM: Be ready for war. 11:00 AM: Battle time. Also, you're in the war.

Today's schedule: battle. Also, I'm ready. Also, you're not. Also, I'm going to win.

Today's plan: fight. Also, I'm fighting. Also, you're fighting. Also, you're going to lose.