facebook scab

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a facebook scab is someone who friends strangers just to look popular. they don’t care if you’re a weirdo or a bot

Hey, let’s be friends. I need 500 friends to look cool.

I added you because you looked like a real person. Probably not.

I friended 27 people today. I feel like a spammer.

a facebook scab is a fake friend who adds you just to boost their friend count. they’re not even real

Added you because I need 1,000 friends. Don’t expect a reply.

I friended you. Now I can say I have 999 friends. Cool.

You’re just a number to me. I’m just a number to you.

a facebook scab is someone who friends you just so they can say they have a lot of friends. they don’t even know who you are

Added you because I’m desperate. My friend count is low.

I friended you. Now I can brag about my 10,000 friends.

You’re just a random person I don’t know. I don’t care.

a facebook scab is someone who friends people just to make their friend list look full. they don’t care if you’re a weirdo

I friended you because I need my friend count to look good. You’re just a weirdo.

Added you because my friend list was empty. Now it’s full of weirdos.

You’re just a number on my friend list. I don’t even know you.

a facebook scab is a person who friends you just to look important. they don’t even know who you are

I added you because I need to look important. You’re just a random person.

You’re just another name on my friend list. I don’t even know you.

I friended you because my friend count was low. Now it’s high.

a facebook scab is someone who friends people just to show off. they don’t care if you’re a bot or a weirdo

Added you because I need to show off. You’re just a bot.

I friended you to look cool. You’re just a weirdo.

You’re just another person I friended to show off.