Facebook rush

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The crazy feeling you get when someone actually talks to you on Facebook. It’s like a sad loser getting a gold star for being noticed by someone who probably has 500 friends but still feels like a complete waste of space.

My mom commented on my status. I cried. I took a screenshot. I sent it to my therapist.

My ex said 'still looking hot' on my post. I texted him. He said 'still looking fat'.

I posted 'feeling lonely' and got 3 likes. I got a second job. I got a dog. I got a life.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

That weird time of day when your Facebook chat goes from one person to 40. It’s when your whole life is on Facebook and everyone else is online at the same time, probably because they are also sad and desperate.

My chat popped from 1 to 40. I had to log off. I had to hide under my bed. I had to call my mom.

At 4:00 PM, my friend list exploded. I had to take a break. I had to eat a sandwich. I had to cry.

It was 4:30 PM, my chat was full of people. I felt like a celebrity. Then I saw my mom's message. 'hi'.

by Slangipedia 13d ago