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When you look at Facebook and see some weirdo you don't know who somehow became your friend and you have no clue how they got in your life.

Why is my old math teacher my Facebook friend?

I just got a friend request from my ex's cousin's pet goldfish.

My neighbor's brother is now on my friends list and he's been dead for five years.

You log on to Facebook and find some stranger you don't know who somehow got into your friends list and you're confused and annoyed.

Why is my gym instructor my friend? I don't even remember him.

My friend list now includes my mom's ex-boyfriend's sister's cat.

My best friend's ex is on my friends list and I have no idea how that happened.

It’s when you check Facebook and there’s some weird person you don’t know who somehow became your friend and you’re like why are you here?

My uncle’s best friend’s dog is now my friend.

I found out my ex’s ex is on my friend list and I’m confused.

My friend list now includes my boss’s brother’s twin brother who I’ve never met.

You open Facebook and see a total stranger you don't know who you somehow let become your friend and you're like what the hell?

My childhood enemy is now my Facebook friend and I don’t know why.

My friend list now has my mom’s friend’s neighbor’s pet turtle.

I just saw my boss’s cousin’s pet parrot on my friend list and I’m confused.

You look at Facebook and find some random person you don’t know who you don’t remember adding and you’re like why are you my friend?

My friend list now has my grandma’s friend’s pet cow.

I found out my ex’s brother’s friend is on my friend list.

My best friend’s friend’s pet iguana is now my friend.

When you log on to Facebook and see someone you don't know who somehow got added to your friends list and you're like what even is this?

My friend list has my boss’s cousin’s pet lizard.

I found out my best friend’s ex’s brother is on my friend list.

My friend list now includes my neighbor’s pet goat.