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You stare at some loser's Facebook and you're like 'why is this person still alive?' and then you look at your face in the screen and you're like 'why am I still alive?' and you delete your account because life is too short for this nonsense.
I looked at my ex's Facebook and saw a photo of him with a dog and I cried.
My mom's Facebook is just photos of her cat and I don't know why I'm still on this app.
I saw my old friend's Facebook and he's now a yoga instructor and I'm just confused.