Facebook Riot

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When someone posts something on Facebook and everyone goes crazy with likes and comments because it's so dumb or funny.
My mom posted a picture of her cat wearing a hat. 200 likes and 50 comments about how stupid it looks.
My brother posted a rant about his job. 100 people commented with their own rants.
My crush posted a selfie. I liked it. Then my best friend liked it. Then my crush's ex liked it.
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A Facebook Riot happens when a post is so good that people start arguing over it like it's the end of the world.
My cousin posted a video of her dog chasing a chicken. People started fighting in the comments about which animal was better.
My teacher posted a meme. The whole class started commenting and arguing like it was a debate in the Senate.
My crush posted a status. Now my crush's crush is commenting on it. It's a war.
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When a post is so boring that even your aunt starts commenting on it, and then everyone gets mad.
My uncle posted a status about his garden. My aunt commented, 'That’s the most boring thing I’ve ever seen.' Then my uncle’s friend commented, 'You’re the most boring person I’ve ever met.'
My mom posted a picture of her soup. My dad commented, 'That’s not soup.'
My crush posted a boring status. I commented, 'This is the worst post ever.' Then my crush's crush commented, 'You’re the worst person ever.'
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A Facebook Riot is when a post is so good that people start commenting, liking, and tagging everyone they know, just to be part of the madness.
My crush posted a picture of us together. I liked it. Then my crush’s crush liked it. Then my crush’s crush’s crush liked it. It was like a chain reaction.
My best friend posted a picture of her new phone. I commented, 'That’s the best phone ever.' Then my crush commented, 'That’s the best comment ever.'
My mom posted a picture of my dad eating pizza. She tagged everyone in the family. Now my dad is mad because he had to eat pizza in front of everyone.
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When a post is so good that it causes a full-blown comment war and people start liking it just to annoy each other.
My crush posted a status about me. I liked it. Then my crush's crush liked it. Then my crush's crush's crush liked it. It was like a comment war with likes.
My teacher posted a meme. The class started commenting and liking it just to be annoying.
My mom posted a picture of my dad eating pizza. My dad commented, 'That’s the worst pizza ever.' Then my mom commented, 'That’s the worst comment ever.'
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