Facebook retouching

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when you delete yourself from photos that make you look like a failed experiment or a crime suspect just so your fake life online stays pretty

I untagged myself from that group photo where I looked like a raccoon wearing a crown

She removed herself from the party photo because it showed her eating a whole pizza by herself

He took himself out of the family portrait because it was the only one where he wasn’t crying

the dirty trick of hiding from pictures that show your real face or your real crimes so your online image stays nice and fake

I got untagged from that photo where I was covered in glitter and looked like a disaster

She ditched herself from the vacation picture because it showed her wearing a hat that looked like a toilet seat

He removed himself from the birthday photo because he was eating cake with his hands like a wild animal

when you erase yourself from photos that make you look like a mess or a criminal just so your online life looks perfect

I took myself out of the group photo where I looked like I had been in a fight with a paint can

She untagged herself from the dinner picture because it showed her wearing a shirt that said 'I survived the apocalypse'

He removed himself from the party photo because it showed him dancing with a mop

the sneaky act of running away from photos that show your real face or your real crimes so your online image stays smooth and shiny

I got untagged from that photo where I looked like I had been hit by a cookie jar

She deleted herself from the beach photo because it showed her wearing a shirt that said 'I drowned in a pool'

He removed himself from the party photo because he was eating a burger like a savage

when you ghost yourself out of pictures that make you look like a failure or a suspect so your online life stays pretty and perfect

I untagged myself from that photo where I looked like I had been in a wrestling match with a glitter bomb

She got untagged from the family picture because it showed her eating a whole cake with her hands

He removed himself from the group photo because it showed him wearing a hat that looked like a toilet seat