facebook remorse

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When you wake up with a hangover and realize you posted too much crap on Facebook last night and now everyone is laughing at you.

I said I was gonna propose to my ex and her ex at the same time.

I told my boss I was gonna quit and start a llama farm.

I wrote a 100-word rant about how my mom's chicken soup is the worst.

You got wasted, posted stuff you'll regret, and now you're too embarrassed to look at your own profile.

I commented on my crush's post like 10 times and said I love him.

I told my crush's crush that I was gonna steal him.

I sent my crush a DM that said 'you are the best and I want to kiss you.'

You went on Facebook drunk, said everything you wanted to say, and now you're too ashamed to face your friends.

I told my crush's mom that I was gonna marry her son.

I said my crush was the best and I wanted to live with him.

I told my crush I was gonna leave my crush's crush for him.