Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fake relationship that someone posts on Facebook just to look cool and nobody knows if it's real or just a lie.

'I'm dating my math teacher now. Don't ask questions.'

'We're in a relationship. It's very complicated.'

'He proposed. I said maybe. Maybe.'

2

A couple who only talk through Facebook and never actually see each other in real life.

'We've been dating for a year. We've never met.'

'I know all about his life. He told me.'

'We're dating. He lives in another state.'

3

A couple who spend more time on Facebook than they do with each other in real life.

'I just broke up with him. He didn't even reply to my message.'

'She posted 10 times a day. I only posted once.'

'We were together. Then she blocked me.'

4

When you cheat on someone and they still let you keep your Facebook relationship status.

'We're still together. He just doesn't know.'

'She's still my girlfriend. She just likes my cousin.'

'He's my boyfriend. I'm his girlfriend. We're both lying.'

5

When you tell everyone on Facebook you're in a relationship and it backfires if the other person isn't ready.

'I posted we're dating. She didn't even reply.'

'He said yes. She said maybe. Now I'm confused.'

'I told everyone. She didn't even know.'