FaceBook Rehab

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a long-ass break from Facebook where you finally snap and delete the app because it's been bugging you for years

I deleted Facebook because my ex kept posting selfies every 5 minutes

I took my phone and threw it into the river just to escape my mom's 100 status updates

I blocked my crush and my crush's crush because they were annoying me nonstop

when you go through your feed and 'unlike' everything that's not important and tell your friends they're not your friends anymore

I 'unliked' my gym because I haven't been there in a year and I'm not going back

I removed my cousin from my 'friends' list because she keeps tagging me in embarrassing photos

I quit being a fan of my favorite band because they posted a stupid ad

when you cut down your Facebook time so much that you start hanging out with your friends instead of scrolling on your phone all day

I started hanging out with my friends instead of watching my ex's 50 stories

I stopped checking my notifications and actually went to sleep at night

I left my phone in my room and went to the park with my friends