facebook reflex

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That stupid habit where you keep checking Facebook like it's giving you free pizza and you're too lazy to stop.

I opened Facebook to look for a cat video and now I've missed my flight.

I checked Facebook once, now it's 3 AM and I've sent 12 messages to my ex.

I was trying to finish my homework, but Facebook kept popping up like it was my best friend.

When Facebook becomes your second brain and you can't think straight without it.

I was about to fall asleep, but Facebook reminded me I had 100 notifications and now I'm wide awake.

I forgot my password, but I remembered my ex's birthday on Facebook.

I opened Facebook for a second, and now I've lost 2 hours of my life.

The evil power that makes you check Facebook even when you're already mad at it.

I was mad at Facebook for making me late to work, but I still checked it 5 more times.

I blocked my mom on Facebook, but she still sent me a message.

I tried to quit Facebook, but it sent me a DM saying it missed me.

A disease where you can't focus on anything else because Facebook is louder than your own thoughts.

I was trying to watch a movie, but Facebook kept interrupting me with ads.

I was about to finish my dinner, but Facebook reminded me I had 20 likes on my post.

I was on a date, but I checked Facebook and now I'm single.

When Facebook is like your abusive ex and you keep going back for more drama.

I blocked Facebook, but it just sent me a message asking why I left.

I was trying to focus on my work, but Facebook kept sending me notifications like it was my ex.

I unfollowed my friends, but Facebook still showed me their posts like it was trying to break me.