Facebook Referee

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A person who steps in during stupid Facebook fights and yells at both sides until they shut up. They don’t care if the people fighting are their friends or their exes. They just want peace and a quiet life.
My cousin stepped in when my mom and my uncle were fighting over who had the better TikTok dance. He yelled, 'You both look like idiots!' and they stopped arguing.
A random guy from my high school stepped in when my sister and her boyfriend were screaming about who spilled coffee on whom. He said, 'You both are dumber than a bag of rocks!' and they both shut up.
My dad stepped in when my brother and his friend were arguing about who had the bigger butt. He said, 'You both are fatter than a piñata!' and they quit fighting.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook Referee is like a referee at a school lunch fight, but with more swearing and less cheese. They don’t care if the people fighting are their friends or their enemies. They just want to stop the noise.
My neighbor was fighting with her next-door neighbor over whose dog pooped on whose lawn. My mom showed up and said, 'You both are dirtier than a trash can!' and they stopped fighting.
My friend’s dad stepped in when my friend and her crush were fighting about who had the better PS5. He said, 'You both are dumber than a broken calculator!' and they shut up.
My aunt stepped in when my uncle and his brother were fighting about who had the better car. She said, 'You both are dumber than a broken toaster!' and they stopped arguing.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook Referee is like a teacher who comes in during recess and yells at everyone until they stop fighting. They don’t care who’s right or wrong. They just want to stop the screaming.
My teacher stepped in when my friend and his friend were fighting over who had the better basketball skills. She said, 'You both are dumber than a broken pencil!' and they stopped fighting.
My mom stepped in when my brother and his friend were arguing about who had the better video game collection. She said, 'You both are dumber than a broken microwave!' and they quit fighting.
My dad stepped in when my uncle and his brother were fighting over who had the better car. He said, 'You both are dumber than a broken blender!' and they stopped arguing.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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