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When you fake-friend someone on Facebook just so they'll stop bugging you about your life, but then you have to like their stupid posts because you're too lazy to block them.
I liked your photo of your cat wearing a hat. Don't @ me.
Your post about your aunt's bunfight was okay, but I only liked it because I'm tired.
I commented on your rant about coffee, but it was just to get you to stop commenting on my boring life.