facebook rat

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A human who lives on Facebook like it's oxygen. They post more than they breathe.

Just posted my 17th photo of my cat today. My life is a cat Instagram.

I'm not a person. I'm a Facebook rat. You don't follow me. You beg for my attention.

My mom asked me to eat. I said 'later' and posted a selfie.

Someone who wastes their life scrolling Facebook. They'd rather watch a meme than a movie.

I spent 3 hours watching a video of a dog eating pizza. My brain is dead.

I didn't go to school today. I was busy watching my ex's new post.

My friends think I'm crazy. They're right.

A person who lives in the comments section of Facebook. They argue with strangers like they're family.

I fought with a guy over a post. He doesn't even know me.

I commented on a photo of a pizza. Now I have 12 friends I don't know.

My mom asked me to clean my room. I said 'no' and replied to a comment.