Facebook race

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A stupid contest where people try to be the first to post a status that everyone else is copying. It's like bragging without doing anything real.

'I'm going to the store,' said by 12 people at the same time.

'I'm so tired I could sleep for a week,' posted by 5 people in 3 minutes.

'I'm eating pizza right now,' said by 3 people who were all at the same restaurant.

When a bunch of people fight to be first to post a status that’s the same or almost the same. It’s like a popularity contest for lazy people.

'I just got a new phone,' said by 4 people in 1 minute.

'I'm bored,' posted by 3 people who were all stuck in traffic.

'I'm going to bed,' said by 2 people who were both awake.

A dumb game where friends try to post the same status first. It’s like showing off without actually doing anything cool.

'I just ate a whole pizza,' posted by 3 people who all had different pizzas.

'I'm watching TV,' said by 4 people who were all watching different shows.

'I'm so happy,' posted by 2 people who were both crying.

When a group of people try to outdo each other by being the first to post a shared status. It’s like a race to be the most annoying on Facebook.

'I'm going to the mall,' posted by 3 people who were all at the same mall.

'I just got a haircut,' said by 2 people who had different haircuts.

'I'm eating cereal for dinner,' posted by 4 people who all had different cereals.

A stupid battle where people try to post a status everyone else is copying. It's like trying to win a prize for doing nothing.

'I just woke up,' said by 5 people who were all still in bed.

'I'm going to school,' posted by 3 people who were all stuck in traffic.

'I'm eating lunch,' said by 4 people who were all eating different lunches.