Facebook Q: and A: Game

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A stupid game where you brag about being asked dumb questions on Facebook. You answer them all in status updates, but you don’t say who asked. It’s like a popularity contest, but with insults and bad grammar.
Why is your hair green? I don’t know, but I’m not gonna say. #HairGoals
Why do you hate math? Because it’s like being tortured by numbers. #MathIsMyEnemy
Why are you single? Because I’m too lazy to date. #LazyLife
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A Facebook game where you sit around answering stupid questions from friends, but you keep their names a secret. It’s like a popularity contest, but with more swearing and less dignity.
Why do you wear socks to bed? Because my feet are a disaster. #SockLife
Why do you smoke? Because my lungs are tired of being tortured. #SmokeAndDust
Why are you so loud? Because I don’t know how to whisper. #LoudPerson
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A game where you brag about being asked dumb questions on Facebook and then you answer them like a fool. You never say who asked, and it’s mostly just you being a rude, loud, and annoying person.
Why do you drink coffee? Because I’m a caffeine monster. #CoffeeMonster
Why do you have a pet turtle? Because my turtle is my best friend. #TurtleLover
Why do you sleep so much? Because I’m a zombie. #ZombieLife
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You start a game where you answer random questions from people on Facebook, but you never say who asked. It’s like a popularity contest, but it’s mostly just you being a loud, rude, and profane person.
Why are you so fat? Because I eat like a horse. #FatLife
Why do you cry so much? Because my feelings are weak. #EmotionalWreck
Why are you so ugly? Because I’m a beast. #BeastLife
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You post on Facebook that you’re playing this dumb game where people ask you questions and you answer them without telling who asked. It’s mostly just you being a loud, rude, and profane person who doesn’t care about anyone else.
Why do you talk so loud? Because I’m a loudmouth. #LoudmouthLife
Why do you wear pants at night? Because I’m a weirdo. #PantsAtNight
Why do you smoke so much? Because I’m a lung murderer. #LungMurderer
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You start this stupid game on Facebook where people ask you questions and you answer them all in status updates, but you never say who asked. It’s like a popularity contest, but with more swearing and less intelligence.
Why do you wear socks to bed? Because I’m a sock freak. #SockFreak
Why do you eat so much? Because I’m a food monster. #FoodMonster
Why do you sleep so much? Because I’m a zombie. #ZombieLife
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