Facebook Purgatory

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When you let someone hang out in your friend request purgatory because you're too lazy to accept or deny them, and you're just trying to avoid a full-blown disaster.
My ex just sent me a friend request and I’m letting it rot in purgatory because I’m too scared to accept it and I’m too proud to ignore it.
My mom’s best friend sent me a friend request and I’m like, 'Nope, not today.'
My crush sent me a friend request and I’m just letting it linger because I’m too shy to accept and too scared to deny.
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When you get a friend request and you’re like, 'I know who this is, but I don’t want to deal with them right now,' so you just leave it hanging like a bad smell.
My old nemesis sent me a friend request and I’m just letting it sit there like a middle finger.
My crush from middle school sent me a friend request and I’m like, 'Not today, Satan.'
My coworker sent me a friend request and I'm just letting it sit there like it's a reminder of my job.
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When you see a friend request and you're like, 'I know who this is, and I remember the time they called me a f***ing f***,' so you just let them wait for days, weeks, or even a month.
My ex best friend sent me a friend request and I’m like, 'Remember when you said I was a f***ing f***? I still remember.'
My old classmate sent me a friend request and I’m like, 'You called me a f***ing f*** in front of everyone.'
My crush from high school sent me a friend request and I’m like, 'Remember when you told me I was a f***ing f***?'
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When you know who sent you a friend request, and you let them rot in purgatory for weeks just to get back at them for the time they gave you the worst shade ever.
My ex sent me a friend request and I’m like, 'Remember when you gave me the worst shade ever? I’m letting you rot in purgatory for that.'
My old classmate sent me a friend request and I’m like, 'You gave me the worst shade ever. I’m letting you rot in purgatory for that.'
My crush from high school sent me a friend request and I’m like, 'Remember when you called me a f***ing f***? I’m letting you rot in purgatory for that.'
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