facebook publisher

A human who thinks their whole life should be on Facebook like it's the only place that matters. They post everything from their breakfast to their feelings, and they’re always checking their phone like it’s going to explode if they don’t.

They live for Facebook. They don't just post. They spam. They comment on everything. They even comment on their own posts just to feel important.

These people treat Facebook like it's their diary, their therapist, and their best friend all in one. They don’t just post. They brag. They brag about their bragging.

They post so much on Facebook that it’s like they’re trying to drown the internet in their own life. They comment, tag, and update like it’s their full-time job.

These people are so obsessed with Facebook that they probably think their phone is their soul. They post, comment, and tag like they’re trying to save their life one update at a time.