Facebook Pruning

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Kicking out all your fake friends on Facebook until only the people who actually talk to you are left.

I deleted 87 people who never replied to my birthday messages.

My Facebook is now just my ex and my mom. Everyone else got pruned.

I had to prune my friends list because my phone was crying from all the notifications.

Getting rid of all your Facebook friends who don't deserve to be on your list, like they're not even real people.

I pruned my friends list because my cousin still thinks 2015 is the best year ever.

My Facebook is now only my gym buddy and my pizza guy. The rest got cut off.

I deleted 50 friends because they never liked my dog photos.

When you log onto Facebook and delete everyone who hasn't talked to you in years, just like they're dead.

I pruned my list because my high school friends still post about prom every year.

I deleted 40 friends because they never replied to my 'Hey, how’s life?' message.

My Facebook is now just my boss and my best friend. The rest got culled.

Deleting all your Facebook friends who don't matter, just to make your list look cool and real.

I pruned my list because my uncle still thinks 2009 is the best year ever.

I deleted 60 friends because they never replied to my 'What’s up?' message.

My Facebook is now just my ex, my mom, and my barista. Everyone else got pruned.

You log on to Facebook and delete all your friends who haven't talked to you in years, like they're ghosts.

I pruned my friends list because my high school friends still post about prom every year.

I deleted 35 friends because they never liked my dog photos.

I had to prune my list because my phone was screaming from all the notifications.

You get rid of all your fake Facebook friends because they're not even real, and they're just a waste of space.

I pruned my list because my cousin still thinks 2010 is the best year ever.

I deleted 70 friends because they never replied to my 'Hey, how’s life?' message.

My Facebook is now only my gym buddy and my pizza guy. The rest got pruned.