Facebook Prude

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A person who yells at the internet for using bad words and deletes them like they’re a bad student.
'Why is this comment even here? It has the word ‘darn’!'
They erased my tweet because I said ‘fart’ three times.
They deleted my DM just for saying ‘poop’ in a sentence.
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Someone who acts like they’re the boss of the internet and deletes anything that isn’t perfect.
They erased my post because I spelled ‘sucks’ wrong.
They deleted my comment because I used two bad words in one sentence.
They kicked my tweet out just for being loud.
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A person who thinks they’re the only one who can use words properly and deletes others for being wrong.
They erased my comment for using ‘darn’ instead of ‘damn’.
They kicked my tweet out because I used ‘fart’ twice.
They deleted my post because I used the word ‘sucks’ in a sentence.
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A person who acts like they’re the internet’s principal and gives detentions to comments that use bad words.
They gave my comment a detention for using the word ‘darn’.
They sent my tweet to the principal’s office for saying ‘fart’ too much.
They gave my DM a detention for using the word ‘poop’.
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A person who thinks they’re the only one who can talk and deletes everything else just for being loud.
They erased my comment for being too loud.
They kicked my tweet out for saying ‘fart’ three times.
They deleted my DM for using the word ‘poop’ in a sentence.
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A person who deletes comments like they’re the internet’s cleanup crew and hates bad words more than anyone.
They deleted my comment for using the word ‘darn’.
They erased my tweet for saying ‘fart’ in a sentence.
They kicked my DM out for using the word ‘poop’ too much.
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