Facebook Prophet

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A person who posts fake wisdom on Facebook like they’re some kind of god, even though they’re just making it up as they go.
"Today, I had a vision. It was about toast. And it was very important."
"The universe whispered to me. It said, ‘You should buy more snacks.’"
"I’m not just a person. I’m a spiritual guide. You are blessed to follow me."
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They post random nonsense on Facebook and hope people think they're smart, even though they’re just making it up and their friends agree just to be nice.
"The clouds are telling me to take a nap. You should too."
"I just had a revelation. It was in the form of a cat."
"I’m not just a person. I’m a prophet. And I’m very tired."
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