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A fake promoter who uses Facebook to invite friends to parties because they're too broke to actually promote like a real person. They think they're important just because they wear the same cheap shirt to every party.
Hey guys, come to my party tonight! It's gonna be lit, like, super lit!
I'm not a real promoter, but I play one on Facebook.
This party is the best one ever. I swear, it's the best one ever.