Facebook Professor

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A total moron who thinks liking 100 science pages and sharing every post makes them a brainy genius with a fake degree from Facebook.

Just because I liked the post about atoms, I'm now a chemist. End of story.

I shared the physics meme 7 times. That’s a PhD, baby.

I’m not just a user. I’m a professor. A Facebook professor.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A clueless dolt who thinks sharing every science post they see makes them smarter than Einstein, even though they can’t spell 'quantum'.

I shared the post about black holes. I’m now a space expert.

I like the post about DNA. I’m a biologist. You know that’s true.

I posted a meme about gravity. I’m a physics professor. Shut up.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A brainless twerp who thinks they’re a genius because they follow science pages and occasionally comment on a post.

I commented on the post. I’m now a science expert. Believe it.

I followed 50 science pages. I’m a doctor. A Facebook doctor.

I posted a reply. I’m a professor. A Facebook professor.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A brain-dead buffoon who thinks sharing every science post makes them a professor, even though they still don’t know what a molecule is.

I shared the post about atoms. I’m a chemist. A Facebook chemist.

I posted a science meme. I’m now a professor. A Facebook professor.

I like the post. I’m a scientist. A fake one.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A total idiot who thinks liking science posts and commenting on them makes them a professor, even though they still don’t know how to spell 'hypothesis'.

I commented on the post about gravity. I’m a physics professor. A Facebook one.

I liked the post. I’m a scientist. A fake scientist.

I posted a meme about the moon. I’m a space professor. A Facebook one.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A brainless goofball who thinks they’re a professor just because they follow science pages and occasionally post a comment.

I posted a comment. I’m a professor. A Facebook professor.

I followed 100 science pages. I’m a genius. A fake one.

I replied to a post. I’m now a professor. A Facebook professor.

by Slangipedia 13d ago