Facebook probation

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When you finally accept someone’s friend request but still keep them in the dark about your real life by hiding most of your stuff.
I accepted her request but blocked her from seeing my cool pictures. She’s still clueless.
He’s my friend now, but he can’t see my embarrassing posts. Thank God.
She’s my friend, but she can’t see my profile. I’m like a ghost to her.
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When Facebook gives someone a slap on the wrist by limiting what they can see so they don’t get too close to your real life.
My ex got limited profile. I love it. She can’t see my new life.
My mom got limited profile. She’s mad because she can’t see my party pics.
My crush got limited profile. I’m sad. I can’t show him my cool stuff.
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When Facebook gives you a time-out by limiting your powers on the app instead of just locking you up forever.
Facebook gave me probation. I can’t post my cool stuff anymore.
My account got probation. I’m stuck in Facebook limbo.
Facebook said I was in probation. I can’t do my usual stuff.
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