facebook preaching

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When someone posts something on Facebook like they're saving the world and then acts like they're a prophet for doing it.

'I just donated $5 to save a puppy! I'm basically Jesus now.'

'I posted a picture of my salad and now I'm a saint.'

'I changed my profile picture to a meme and now I'm a life coach.'

When someone uses Facebook like it's a church and they're the pastor, talking about how they're saving the world one post at a time.

'I just posted about climate change. I'm gonna be remembered in history.'

'I commented on a post about poverty. I'm now the king of all people.'

'I liked a post about a kid needing shoes. I'm a hero.'

When someone thinks their Facebook rants are saving the world and they start acting like everyone should thank them for it.

'I posted about my bad day. I'm now a motivational speaker.'

'I shared a video about a sad cat. I'm the most compassionate person alive.'

'I posted a quote. I'm now a philosopher.'

When someone posts on Facebook like they're the only one who cares and starts acting like they're a god for doing it.

'I posted about the environment. I'm now a god.'

'I shared a tweet about world peace. I'm the messiah.'

'I posted a picture of my dog. I'm now a saint.'

When someone thinks their Facebook posts are the only thing that matters and starts talking down to people like they're stupid.

'I posted about my healthy lifestyle. You're all just junk food.'

'I shared a post about a poor kid. You're all just rich and lazy.'

'I posted a quote. You're all just brain-dead.'

When someone uses Facebook like it's a pulpit and starts preaching to people who don't even care.

'I posted about my spiritual journey. You're all just sinners.'

'I shared a post about kindness. You're all just mean.'

'I posted a picture of my coffee. You're all just caffeine-deprived.'