facebook popper

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A Facebook popper is someone who logs on fast, checks who's online, and if none of their friends are worth talking to, they log off so quick it looks like they got hit by a lightning bolt.
I logged on, saw my ex was online, and popped offline faster than a chicken loses its head.
He saw 5 of his friends online and popped off like he was running from the cops.
She checked her feed, saw no cool posts, and logged off like she was getting a root canal.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A Facebook popper is a person who logs on just to check who's online and then instantly logs off like they're being chased by a bunch of angry raccoons.
I logged on, saw my boss was online, and popped off like I was hiding from a monster.
He saw no one he liked and logged off like he just lost a bet.
She logged on, saw her crush was online, and popped off like she was running from a zombie.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A Facebook popper is someone who checks who's online just to see if they're worth talking to and then logs off like they just got a slap from a giant chicken.
He logged on, saw his ex was online, and popped off like he just got fired.
She checked who was online, saw no one cool, and logged off like she was escaping a prison.
He logged on, saw no friends online, and popped off like he just lost a million dollars.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A Facebook popper is a person who logs on just to see who's online and then logs off like they're being chased by a swarm of bees.
I logged on, saw my crush was online, and popped off like I just got stung by a thousand bees.
He checked who was online, saw no cool people, and logged off like he was running from a dragon.
She logged on, saw no one she liked, and popped off like she just lost her favorite shirt.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A Facebook popper is someone who logs on just to check who's online and then instantly logs off like they were told they had to eat a whole pie in one bite.
He logged on, saw his mom was online, and popped off like he just got assigned homework.
She checked who was online, saw no cool friends, and logged off like she was running from a pie monster.
He logged on, saw no one cool, and popped off like he was escaping a food coma.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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