Facebook Poop

Current Trending

3 views · Added 13d ago · 6 definitions

A huge pile of comments that clogs up your Facebook wall like a toilet clogged with spaghetti and dead ants

My ex just posted a photo of her cat and got 50 comments. I’m not even mad, I’m just tired.

My uncle commented on my grandma’s birthday post 17 times. He’s not funny, he’s just loud.

My crush liked my post, but then 20 of my friends commented on it. Now I’m confused and annoyed.

When your Facebook wall turns into a warzone of comments, and you’re just trying to survive

My cousin posted a rant about his job and got 30 replies. Now it’s a full-blown argument.

My mom commented on my dad’s post 4 times. It’s like she’s trying to kill him with words.

My crush liked my post, but then my ex commented on it. Now I’m confused and furious.

A bunch of comments that feel like they were all written by people who have nothing better to do than argue on Facebook

My uncle posted a photo of his dog and got 20 comments. Most of them were about how bad my life is.

My mom commented on my dad’s post 5 times. She’s not just commenting, she’s spamming.

My crush liked my post, but then my best friend commented on it. Now I’m confused and distracted.

When your Facebook wall becomes a mess of comments like it was hit by a tornado of people who don’t know how to be quiet

My ex posted a picture of her new boyfriend and got 25 comments. Most of them were insults.

My mom commented on my dad’s post 6 times. It’s like she’s trying to kill him with words.

My crush liked my post, but then my cousin commented on it. Now I’m confused and distracted.

A comment explosion that feels like your Facebook wall just threw a party and everyone showed up drunk

My uncle posted a photo of his dog and got 15 comments. They all said my life is a disaster.

My mom commented on my dad’s post 7 times. She’s not just commenting, she’s attacking.

My crush liked my post, but then my friend commented on it. Now I’m confused and distracted.

When your Facebook wall turns into a comment battlefield and you’re just trying to escape the chaos

My ex posted a photo of her new boyfriend and got 30 comments. They all said he’s ugly.

My mom commented on my dad’s post 8 times. She’s not just commenting, she’s bullying.

My crush liked my post, but then my best friend commented on it. Now I’m confused and distracted.