facebook polluter

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A Facebook user who isn't old enough to know what they're doing. They bother everyone with silly posts and make the older users want to throw their phones out the window.
My 12-year-old cousin posted a video of his goldfish doing the cha-cha. I'm not even mad, I'm just tired.
My aunt said she's going to delete Facebook because her nephew keeps posting memes about aliens.
My mom's best friend posted a picture of her cat wearing a hat and said it was the best day ever. It wasn't.
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When your Facebook friends post so much garbage on your page that it looks like someone threw a garbage can at your face.
My friend posted 20 pictures of his breakfast and called it a 'legendary morning.' It wasn't legendary. It was legendary garbage.
My cousin’s mom posted a status that said 'I am alive.' It was a 300-word essay on why she is alive.
My brother’s best friend posted a video of him dancing in the shower. It was a 10-minute long masterpiece.
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