Facebook polite

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You pretend to be nice by keeping a person you hate as a Facebook friend just so you don't look like a total loser.
I still follow my ex-boss because I don't want to look like a bad person.
My cousin is still my friend on Facebook even though she once called me a fat flamingo.
I keep my old crush as a friend just to avoid being called a rude twerp.
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People lose their minds over tiny Facebook stuff like not accepting a friendship request or deleting someone because they think it's the end of the world.
She screamed at me for not accepting her friend request. I was just busy eating pizza.
He went full-on rage because I blocked him for no reason. I didn't even know he had feelings.
She posted a whole rant about me not liking her post. I didn't even see it.
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When there's an election coming, everyone goes crazy on Facebook talking about politics like they know what they're doing. Most of it is just copied from Wikipedia and makes no sense.
My uncle posted a 1000-word rant about the election. It was just copied from Wikipedia.
My mom started a Facebook group for the election. It had 12 people and 200 comments.
My brother posted a video about politics. It was just him reading from a dog-eared textbook.
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