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When you log back on Facebook and rip out every dumb post or comment you ever made like they were your old, crusty socks.

I deleted my 2 a. m. rant about my ex because it was embarrassing.

I removed my comment saying 'I hate math' from my math teacher's post.

I took down my 100-word story about my goldfish's life because it was too much.

You go back on Facebook and start throwing out your old posts like they were trash and you were the garbage man.

I deleted my post about how I failed my history test because it was so bad.

I took out my comment about my crush because it was too cheesy.

I erased my 50-word essay about my cat because I was ashamed.

You log on Facebook and start screaming at your old posts and comments like they were your worst enemy.

I deleted my 20-word post about my mom's cooking because it was too awkward.

I took out my comment about my crush because it was too dumb.

I erased my 100-word rant about my math class because it was too long.

You log back on Facebook and start deleting your old posts like they were your old, annoying friends.

I deleted my comment about my crush because it was too cheesy.

I erased my 20-word story about my dog's life because it was too weird.

I took out my 100-word rant about my math teacher because it was too long.

You go back on Facebook and start kicking out your old posts and comments like they were your old, lazy roommates.

I deleted my 2 a. m. rant about my crush because it was too embarrassing.

I erased my comment about my crush because it was too stupid.

I took out my 50-word story about my dog's life because it was too long.

You log on Facebook and start deleting your old posts like they were your old, boring homework.

I deleted my 2 a. m. rant about my ex because it was too cringey.

I erased my comment about my crush because it was too cheesy.

I took out my 100-word story about my cat's life because it was too weird.