facebook "poking"

A sneaky way to flirt without actually being brave enough to talk to the person. It’s like throwing a soft punch that only the person you like can feel.

A lazy way to say hello. It’s like texting someone but even lazier. You’re probably trying to figure out if they’re into you and you’re too scared to ask.

When someone is desperate for sex and can’t be bothered to actually ask you. They just press a button and hope you get the hint.

A way to annoy someone just because you can. It’s like a digital middle finger. You’re probably trying to win a war you started because you’re too dumb to just talk to them.

A cowardly way to say you like someone. If they poke you back, you’re both weak and equally confused.

A weird button you press when you have nothing better to do. It’s like trying to make a conversation without actually talking. You’re probably just awkward and confused.

DTF in disguise. It’s like saying you want to have sex but you’re too lazy to actually ask. You’re probably trying to trick yourself into thinking you’re not desperate.