Facebook-ploitation

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When you brag and take advantage of people on social media like it's your job and Facebook gave you a raise.

Hey look at me I got 10 likes today

I'm rich now because of my Instagram

You should follow me I'm important

Using Facebook like it's a cash register to sell your life and your friends' lives for free.

I'm famous now just look at my followers

You didn't see me come back from the dead

I'm posting this so you know I'm alive

When you post so much you think you're a rockstar and everyone else is just background noise.

I'm posting this because I'm important

You should know I'm important

I'm posting this for my followers

Making your friends feel bad because you're too busy showing off to notice they're sad.

I got 5 likes today you got none

I'm posting this so you know I'm happy

You're not important enough to get a like

When you think your life is a movie and everyone else is just the audience.

I'm the main character of my life

You're just watching me live

This is my moment

You post so much you think you're a king and everyone else is just peasants.

I'm the king of my life

You're just peasants

I'm posting this so you know I'm a king