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A guy who adds 100 girls on Facebook just to look cool, but he’s still a virgin and lives with his mom. He uses sunglasses and fake hand gestures in his profile pic like it’s a goddamn fashion show, but he’s just trying to hide how tiny he is and how bad he smells.

Sent a friend request to a girl he saw once at the mall.

Posted a wall message that said 'Hey, wanna hang out?' 17 times.

Changed his profile picture to sunglasses every time a girl accepted his request.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

He’s got more girl friends than his own mom, but he’s never even kissed one. He sends out friend requests like they’re free pizza, but he only talks to them when he needs a girl to post something flirty so his friends think he’s the king of cool.

Asked a girl to be his friend just because she was wearing a cute shirt.

Sent a message that said 'Hey, wanna be friends?' and then never replied.

Posted a wall post that said 'Hey, nice shirt' and called it a 'flirt.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

He’s got 90 girls on his friend list, but he’s never even seen most of them. He uses sunglasses and dumb hand gestures in his profile picture like he’s in a commercial, but he’s just trying to hide the fact that he’s 5'4" and still lives with his mom.

Sent a friend request to a girl just because she had a nice hair cut.

Posted a wall message that said 'Hey, I like your profile picture.'

Changed his profile picture to sunglasses after his third friend request got rejected.

by Slangipedia 4d ago