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Girls post a facebook pic with a backwards hat, fake smiles, and an upside down peace sign like they’re trying to look cool but still stuck in middle school.
My ex posted a pic with a backwards hat and a peace sign. I looked at it and said, 'You’re still in middle school.'
She posted a picture with a backwards hat and a fake smile. I thought she was trying to look cool. She looked like a confused kid at a grocery store.
Her facebook pic has a backwards hat and a peace sign. I asked her why she was still using that. She said, 'It’s iconic.'
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A college loser takes a picture with a beer in one hand, thinking they’re now cool. They had a beer in high school, but no one let them near the party because they were a total dweeb.
He posted a beer pic and said, 'I’m now cool.' I said, 'You were a dweeb in high school. This beer won’t save you.'
He took a picture with a beer and said, 'I’m finally cool.' I said, 'You still smell like a dweeb.'
He posted a beer picture and said, 'I’m not a dweeb anymore.' I said, 'You still wear the same shoes.'
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A middle-aged woman posts a picture with five fonts, a sticker, a meme, and a religious message that’s louder than a church choir.
She posted a picture with five fonts, a sticker, and a meme. I asked her why she put all that in one picture. She said, 'It’s a spiritual journey.'
Her picture had five fonts and a religious meme. I said, 'You’re trying to convert the internet.' She said, 'I’m just being spiritual.'
She posted a picture with a sticker, a meme, and five fonts. I asked her why she did that. She said, 'It’s the only way I can be heard.'
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