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When someone decides to blow up their old Facebook like it's a junkie's hotel room and starts fresh with a brand new identity. Usually happens after a major disaster like a divorce, a break-up, or moving to a town that smells like regret.

I deleted my ex's face from my photos and unfriended him like he owed me money.

After my mom saw my old Facebook, she threatened to take my phone away forever.

I changed my name to 'Cool Guy 2.0' and started posting memes again.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

It's when you rip up your Facebook like a kid who just got grounded and build a new one from scratch. You delete everything. You unfriend people. You start over. It’s like a digital rebirth.

I deleted my high school pictures because they reminded me of my old life.

I unfriended my old boss just for fun and called him a f***ing f***.

I changed my profile picture to a cat and called it 'my new identity.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You shut down your old Facebook like it's a bad relationship and start fresh with a new one. You erase your past. You forget your friends. You're basically a new person with a better profile picture.

I deleted my ex's face from my photos and called it 'emotional cleansing.'

I started a new Facebook just to post memes and ignore my old life.

I unfriended my entire high school and called it a 'clean sweep.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You delete your Facebook like it's a bad roommate and start fresh with a new one. You forget your old friends. You erase your past. You're now a brand new person with a brand new life.

I deleted my old Facebook because it was full of bad memories and my ex's face.

I started a new Facebook just to post pictures of my cat and ignore my old life.

I unfriended my old coworkers and called it 'the great unfriending.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You take your old Facebook and burn it to the ground like a f***ing f*** and start fresh with a new one. It's like a new beginning. A new you. A new life with better pictures.

I deleted my ex's face and called it 'digital revenge.'

I started a new Facebook and called it 'version 2.0.'

I unfriended everyone and said 'no more drama.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When someone decides to dump their old Facebook like it's a bad relationship and start fresh with a new one. They delete all their old photos. They forget their old friends. They're now a brand new person with a brand new life.

I deleted my old Facebook because it was full of bad memories and my ex's face.

I started a new Facebook and called it 'me, but better.'

I unfriended my old coworkers and called it 'the great unfriending.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago