Facebook Phantom

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Facebook Phantoms are sneaky buggers who watch your Facebook like it's a soap opera. They don't comment or like anything, but they know every detail of your life and will drop it on you when you least expect it. They can be anyone, your best friend, your boss, or that guy who once spilled coffee on your shoes.
Your mom comments on your ex's photo and tags you.
Your coworker knows you got a promotion before your boss did.
That guy who sits next to you on the bus just posted a status about your weird hat.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook Phantom is someone who’s always online but acts like they’re not. They post statuses, take quizzes, and comment on your wall, but when you try to chat with them, they vanish like a fart in a wind tunnel.
You message your crush, but they say they're offline, even though they just posted a funny meme.
Your friend is taking a quiz about your life, but you can't get a response.
Your mom is online, but she says she's offline because she's 'doing laundry'.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook Phantom checks your updates through email like it's a secret mission. They want to know what's going on but don’t want to admit they're obsessed with Facebook, or that they're still using the 2008 version of the internet.
You see a notification on your phone but don’t log in, you just check your email instead.
Your email has 10 Facebook updates, but you ignore them all because you’re 'busy'.
You check your email at 2 a. m. just to see if your ex posted anything.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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